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It's beginning to look a lot like AUGH!

"The good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take them down after 2 days ... First, the cops advised me that my clever display would cause traffic accidents as they themselves almost wrecked when they first drove by. Secondly, an old lady grabbed the 75-pound ladder and almost killed herself by climbing to the top (she was not happy). She was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove into my yard." --Submitted

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Vintage Goo Goo Cluster gift tin

Give some memories with our fun Vintage Goo Goo Cluster gift tin which will last long after the yummies inside are gone! Gift tin contains 6 Original Goo Goo bars. Caramel and Marshmallow loaded with fresh roasted peanuts drenched in real milk chocolate will make you wish you had ordered more. We promise!

Story of the week

Barack Obama-themed drugs hit streets

Authorities are on the trail of a shipment of drugs that are being circulated nationwide. The pills, which strongly resemble president Obama's head, are said to give a powerful high followed by a long, slow, painful letdown. Read More...

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